Archive for July, 2015

Essence of H2O

Posted: 31/07/2015 in Uncategorized

This Is What Happens When You Drink Water Right After You Get Out Of Bed
The current health trend is drinking water as soon as you get out of bed. The medical value of this health trend has been scientifically confirmed to be completely beneficial to our health.
Drinking water when waking up has been connected to prevention and curing of certain ailments and disease such as body aches, heart problems, epilepsy, headaches, arthritis, diabetes, constipation,obesity, tuberculosis, meningitis, kidney disease, vomiting, uterine disease, gastritis,ear and throat disease.
The Method:
1. As soon as you wake up, before even doing anything else, consume four 6 ounce glasses of water. But remember if for any reason you cannot consume this amount of water at one time, you should start with as much as you can and slowly increase the amount.
2. After brushing your teeth and performing your morning hygiene routine, wait for 45 minutes before drinking or eating anything.
After 45 minutes, eat breakfast as usual, and then do not drink or eat anything in the next 2 hours.
Specific diseases that can be cured with this method
The research shows that if using the above method, the number of days the regimen must be followed to cure each disease is:
Cancer-180 days
Diabetes- 30 days
Constipation- 10 days
Gastric Problems- 10 days
High blood Pressure- 30 days
The good thing about using this treatment method is that besides the increased urination at the beginning of the program it has no side effects. Drinking water and staying active and healthy are the secrets for a longer and better life.
Both the Japanese and Chinese consume hot tea with their meals instead of cold water. Cold water solidifies the oily foods you have just eaten and slows down the digestive process. Once these solidified oils reach andthe reaction with the stomach acid begins, it is absorbed more quickly by the intestine and the intestinal wall. The long-term accumulation of these digested oils can lead to cancer. The Western cultures must adopt this practice as there is
nothing to lose and everything to gain.

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Sometimes we don’t notice the things others do for us until they stop doing them. Don’t be like that. Be grateful for what you have, who loves you, and who cares for you. You’ll never know how much they mean to you until the day they’re no longer beside you. Truly appreciate those around you, and you’ll soon find many others around you. Truly appreciate life, and you’ll find that you have more of it to live.

Master Key

Posted: 14/07/2015 in Uncategorized

A Man went to work in a far away country,
He worked for his entire life Without payment until he got frustrated
When ask His boss he always told him “I will give you, your payment when time is right
One day He woke up and he told his boss that he is tired of working without payment and want to go home
The boss gave him a box with a key inside as his payment
The man left with dissapointment in his heart knowing all the life time he has worked for just a box of keys. What will he show to his family that was the question in his heart
Reaching on a river side because of frustration he decide to throw the keys in the river and continue his journey
Arriving at home he found his family waiting for him and a mansion close to where he left his former house
Surprised he asked whose house it was. His family told him his boss used to come every month since he started working to oversee the building of the house until it was finished but he never gave them the key because he wanted it to be a surprise to him.
He remembered the keys he had thrown in the river and that he cannot find them since the water has taken them away. He can not open the doors and the windows either because they are surrounded by burglar bars.
Sometimes we think we have laboured for nothing when serving God, yet God has given us Jesus as a key to an everlasting life that we shall have a rest. He is a master key to unlock that problem, to fixing that mistake, to fulfilling that dream. People may say you are a mess but to God you are a grace. His mercies comes new every morning. What will we gain to have everything but miss the kingdom of God. Don’t loose that key…..

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Marriage or MarriAGE

Posted: 08/07/2015 in Uncategorized

Parents of these days would be like;

APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY
OUR DAUGHTER:
FILL THIS FORM
IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND
IN BLOCK LETTERS

I _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss____________. I am _____ years old.

Please answer the following
questions honestly and sincerely;
1. Do you pray?
Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree
or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin?
Yes/No
4. Are you working?
Yes/No
5. Do you have a car?
Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above
questions was NO,
Do not continue. Leave my house
and don’t look back.
If all your answers were YES, Then
continue…
1. In 50 words or more,
Describe the disadvantages of
cheating in marriage.
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
2. With the aid of a diagram,
Explain how you can give respect to
your father in-law and mother in-
law.
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
3. Suppose your wife says “Honey I
need money for my hair-style at the
saloon”, what would be your
answer ?
________________ _____ _____________
4. Explain any TEN causes of
divorce.
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
5. What does the term ‘good
husband’ mean to you?
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
6. Do you have both dad and mum
together?
Yes/No If No explain why?
______________________________
___________
7.Were your parents legally
married?
Yes/No
If YES for how long? _______________
________
If the time of their marriage is less
than your age, Explain why you
were born out of wedlock.
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
8. Explain the meaning of ”COME
HOME
EARLY”
As used by women (100 words)
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
9. Give any THREE reasons that can
cause a man to sleep outside his
house.
______________________________
___________
______________________________
___________
10. In case of divorce, Who do you
think is the owner of the kids
between father and mother?
______________________________
___________
Answer the following
by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol?
Yes/No
2. Do you smoke?
Yes/No
3. Are you short-tempered?
Yes/No
LAST PART – BUT EQUALLY
IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for
interviews?_____
_____
2. When is the best time to
interview your
dad?___
3. When can I interview your mum?
_________
____
4. When can I interview your
church pastor
5. Please stick your passport size
photo below
Which will be put in newspaper to
check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Sign again: _______________
Thank you for showing interest in
my daughter. Your application will
be processed in a years’ time. You
will be acknowledged only if you
emerge successful
As you are waiting Please don’t
call me
Don’t visit me. Don’t contact my
daughter
If u do. you will be disqualified
Leave your details in case I need to
ask you more questions
Postal Address: _______________
___________
Email: _______________
___________________
Phone: _______________
Work: _____________
Home:_________________________
Facebook:  _______________
________________

BEST WISHES.!!!

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There was a business executive who was deep in debt and could see no way out.

Creditors were closing in on him. Suppliers were demanding payment. He sat on the park bench, head in hands, wondering if anything could save his company from bankruptcy.

Suddenly an old man appeared before him. “I can see that something is troubling you,” he said.

After listening to the executive’s woes, the old man said, “I believe I can help you.”

He asked the man his name, wrote out a check, and pushed it into his hand saying, “Take this money. Meet me here exactly one year from today, and you can pay me back at that time.”

Then he turned and disappeared as quickly as he had come.

The business executive saw in his hand a check for $500,000, signed by John D. Rockefeller, then one of the richest men in the world!

“I can erase my money worries in an instant!” he realized. But instead, the executive decided to put the uncashed check in his safe. Just knowing it was there might give him the strength to work out a way to save his business, he thought.

With renewed optimism, he negotiated better deals and extended terms of payment. He closed several big sales. Within a few months, he was out of debt and making money once again.

Exactly one year later, he returned to the park with the uncashed check. At the agreed-upon time, the old man appeared. But just as the executive was about to hand back the check and share his success story, a nurse came running up and grabbed the old man.

“I’m so glad I caught him!” she cried. “I hope he hasn’t been bothering you. He’s always escaping from the rest home and telling people he’s John D. Rockefeller.”

And she led the old man away by the arm.

The astonished executive just stood there, stunned. All year long he’d been wheeling and dealing, buying and selling, convinced he had half a million dollars behind him.

Suddenly, he realized that it wasn’t the money, real or imagined, that had turned his life around. It was his newfound self-confidence that gave him the power to achieve anything he went after.